CareerMedicine.com » Medical Humor http://www.careermedicine.com Physician Job site run by Physicians! Sat, 22 May 2010 02:38:30 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 THEORY OF MEDICAL PAGERS http://www.careermedicine.com/2008/07/theory-of-medical-pagers/ http://www.careermedicine.com/2008/07/theory-of-medical-pagers/#comments Mon, 07 Jul 2008 05:15:45 +0000 admin http://www.careermedicine.com/2008/07/theory-of-medical-pagers/  

 

LAW OF PAGING ORDERS

The more orders you write, more pages you will get. Vice versa is also true: The more pages you get, more orders you will give.

LAW OF SOCIAL PAGING 

Number of pages you get are inversely proportional to your social skills.  

LAW OF UNEXPECTED PAGING

The less you expect a pager to beep, more are the chances it will actually do so.

LAW OF DEMOLITION PAGING

No matter how hard you throw the pager on the ground, how many times you dip it in water, or put in fire, it will not stop serving pages.

LAW OF STATUS PAGING

The number of pagers on your belt are directly proportional to the confidence of patients in your treatment.

LAW OF GARBLED PAGE

More important the page is, more are the chances that it may show up garbled on your pager.

LAW OF FORGOTTEN PAGER

Your pager will get the most pages on the day you forget it at home.


 

 

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1) Located in the heart of paradise = a very very rural area.

2) Charm of a small town life = Here fine-dining is Apple Bees

3) easy access to all amenities = If you drive couple of hours looking for it! 

4) 15 minutes inland from the ocean = Be careful! lots of hurricanes!!

5) For those who love outdoor activities = It is deep in the jungle.

6) Enjoy year long skiing = You got it! Very very cold!!

7) Opportunity of a lifetime = We are having tough time finding applicants.

8) Opportunity to do it all = No specialists available around…you will be on your own.

9) Low cost of living = If you buy that house in the Ghettos. 

10)  Option of Partnership track = Just kidding!!

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